One Merry Christmas

Now that the holidays are over, Essie commented to me at dinner that next year she and her family are going to go to NYC for Christmas. Screw the 20 person awkward holiday dinner complete with all the relatives you're forced to socialize with because they are somehow, tragically genetically tied to you. No, start spraeding the news that next year is going to be "One Fucking Merry Christmas." Screw it. Do it. Done. Travel during the holidays. You'll thank yourself later.